Comments You Just Don’t Want to Hear When You’re Sick
A phone conversation (this phone call may be recorded for quality control purposes)*Unnamed Older Relative: Well, Keen told me that Chance/you had a cold but he didn’t tell me that you [...]
Responsive? (Not So Much)
Ah, it seems like everyone is suffering in the same environs as I… sick families, lack of sleep, stuck indoors, maybe even a little brain dead. I feel your pain! [...]
Six Hours
I promise not to discuss anything fecal today. *cough* um… ummmmmmm……. I’m having some difficulties getting the creative sparks flying this morning. Chance has woken up at 6:00 am the [...]
Me and My Poop KARMA!
GODDAMNIT! I know this is because I was looking at pictures of shit! I jumped in for a quick shower while Chance was distracted by Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, with the [...]
Hi, I’m 12!
Because not only MIM but another parent recently mentioned taking pictures of their child’s poop and because I have a perverse curiosity about the lengths of everyone else’s perverse curiosity [...]
Six More Things (You Probably Didn’t Want to Know)
I was tagged with a meme by No Place Like It, which is perfect because I was dithering about what to post (thanks Jennifer!). Thank goodness for brain-free days! OK, [...]
Turning A Corner?
Chance is now 22 ½ months old. Up until very recently Chance has been one of the non-talkers. (da da da DUH!) (That was dramatic music, if you didn’t get that.) That’s not to [...]
What I Love
We’re back from Yosemite. Even though I love civilization, it’s good to get out of the city every once in a while. There is something about the land here. Golden [...]
Last Minute Trip
Tomorrow we’re taking a little, last minute trip (booked Thursday!) to Yosemite to introduce Chance to snow. I’m really looking forward to it… not only is it going to be [...]
The Humbling
Once upon a time I had some lofty dreams… I planned to travel the world,have a huge house,be a published (and moderately famous) author,shop couture in France every so often, [...]