I promise not to discuss anything fecal today. *cough*
um…
ummmmmmm…….
I’m having some difficulties getting the creative sparks
flying this morning. Chance has woken up
at 6:00 am the last couple of days. I
find this patently cruel and charge the universe with the persecution of a
poor, undeserving-of-such-foul-treatment mother. True, Keen was the one to get up with Chance
over the weekend. But as he is one of
those crazy people who get up that early anyways, I don’t think he has felt the
weight of such an unfair turn of events as heavily as I. (whimper) To be fair, I’m not sure anyone in this
household is getting really good sleep at the moment. Is it just me or does it seem like this cold
season WILL NOT END?!
All coughing, sneezing, and interrupted sleep cycles aside
I’ve got a touch of post-block. So time
to mine the fruitful soils (snicker) of my audience (all two of you who haven’t
been chased away by all the poop). Someone out there, throw me a line, a phrase, a subject topic… and we’ll
see what sticks. (I’m sorry, I’m sorry!)
*Scooby snacks! – wg
*In weirdgirl speak this means “thanks”. See it evolved like this: the typo of thanks
is “thnaks” (which I used to type all the time) which makes me think of
“snacks” which turned into “Scooby snacks” when I want to say thanks. So there you go. Not that I’ve actually used this in
conversation out loud, but I use it in my head all the time!
I’d give anything for a kid who slept till 6am … for the past 3 days, MsMiss has decided it would be fun to wake up at 3am. This is especially not fun when both parents have the stomach bug thing (gotten from said kid, though of course, said kid is now all better, and doesn’t understand why momma and dada just want to lay on the couch like blobs, never mind staying in bed till a reasonable hour).
Topic Idea: Favorite Indoor Toddler Activities (not involving poop)
Wow… If parent-bloggers rule out all the various forms of goo that flow from various orifices, what will be left to discuss?
Heck, I’d be happy if I could sleep until at least 6am! I was up at 4:48am today. Ugh!
As for topic ideas, I’m fresh out as you can see from my rambling posts of late. If you come up with anything and want to share, let me know.
You know, I was thinking about this the other day…becomming a father, I’ve done many things I NEVER EVER thought I would do.
For example, ever the mere thought of vomit would make me urp. But when my son was so sick, and throwing up at 3 AM, there I was cleaning it up, hosing off his bed sheets on the deck.
Amazing what becomming a parent will do to you.
I mistype that all the time.
As for a topic, I was going to suggest “What do you think about the pope?” but I got to thinking about it and realized that it may just be a little too inside joke-ish for you. Whenever a friend of mine wants to change the subject, he asks me that question. I have some very firm opinions of the policies of the pope and the catholic church in general, which he finds very amusing. So anyway, I guess that would be a topic for me and not you. I got nothing for you. Sorry.