I used to blog at theweirdgirl.com. All of that writing lives here now.
Stupid Time Change
I've had a post half-written in my brain all day and now I'm totally pooped. Because, of course, I've got the same amount of crap to do in a day [...]
Spooky Decisions
Even though this is my absolute favorite holiday, I don’t think I quite have the energy or the time left this year to think up a brand new Halloween costume. [...]
Ah, Domesticity
The scene is the kitchen; Keen is doing dishes, I’m running in and out doing something or other. Keen: “Hey, could you stir my bacon?” Me: “What?! Oh. Oh, yeah...” [...]
Dream A Little Dream
So I actually know a lady whose little girl is the same age as Chance (19 ½ months) who is already potty trained! (I mean, the little girl, not the [...]
Love Me, Love My Shoes, damnit
After 10 months sometimes I still don’t know what to make of my playgroup. Sometimes I have a fabulous time and sometimes (still!) I just feel like an outsider. Everyone [...]
The Real Reason Moms Can’t Remember Much After Pregnancy
TV: “Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog…” *vroom vroom* Keen: “Hey, babe? How much do I put in?” *bang bang bang* Me: “What?” Keen: “How much fluoride goes in [...]
Another Deep Thought
I wonder how long arachnophobia has been around? I mean, I’m sure it’s always been present in some number. But given the state of people for hundreds of years – [...]
A Shower of Pics
Last week I finally started losing some of the weight I gained when I was on the Pill. And Saturday I gained it all back. Me and my good friend, [...]
And What A Lovely Market It Is
So I have been looking at houses on and off, casually, for the last few months. I say casually because at first Keen and I together went to a few [...]
The Seesaw
I think I’ve sat down to write about three or four times in the last couple of days, all different posts. Lately I’ve been feeling angry and extra disgusted at [...]
And the Universe Answered, “Ha ha ha”
A process defined. The morning. Selfinducelusion – n. a mild though humility-instilling virus, typified by an exaggerated sense of confidence then followed by crushing reality. Selfinducelusion is most usually contracted [...]