TV: “Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog…”

*vroom vroom*

Keen: “Hey, babe? How much do I put in?”

*bang bang bang*

Me: “What?”

Keen: “How much fluoride goes in his juice?”

*bang bang vvVroom… Caterpillar!*  (resulting noise when two toy caterpillar trucks, with sound, are crashed together repeatedly)

Me: “Um…”

TV: “Hot dog, HOT DOG…”


Me: “Uh…”

Keen: “You know, that thing you do every day…?”

*vroom vroom BANG! vroom*

TV: “Next on Playhouse Disney…”

Me (defeated): “I don’t remember, check the label.”

See? Sound waves block recall function!             – the weirdgirl

Note – All findings tested on mother rats with children addicted to modern media-based entertainment.