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Honker Ducky Dinger Jamboree
There is a catchy little tune sung on Sesame Street. It’s called the Honker Ducky Dinger Jamboree and features Ernie and the usual musical monsters. The lyrics pretty much follow [...]
The Evening
Queen, for those of you interested, was pretty good. It wasn’t the best concert I’ve been too, and there were some specific things I didn’t care for, but it was [...]
Last Minute Tickets
…to QUEEN!!! (and Paul Rodgers) WOO HOO!! This is proof that the universe is cyclical because while I was pregnant with the kid me and Keen saw the Queen “We [...]
Chunky Poop
This really is the perfect name for a rock band, don’t you think? It’s funny, it’s edgy. It could be the fun, don’t-take-themselves-too-seriously pop rock band who does Gap commercials. [...]
Prevent WPT – drink your coffee first*
First of all, I would like to thank everyone who delurked or made a comment on my last post. It was very cool of you all to share the love [...]
Spelunking for Lurkers
I’m having one of those brain-deficient days. I’ve got a couple different posts started but I haven’t finished anything. As well as a whole other list of things to get [...]
And just how sick I had become…
You know, being a SAHM has been an adjustment - as anyone who’s done it can tell you. No matter what preparation you do or what you might have been [...]
In Which An Intellectual Conversation Dissolves
ME: What’s with American media and ducks? KEEN: What? ME: They all have speech impediments. KEEN: Um… ME: Donald has a speech impediment. Daffy has a speech impediment. Do [...]
Poetry… or lack thereof
Inspired by and following the tradition of the following lovely ladies: Reluctant Housewife Mrs. Fortune Motherhood Uncensored Girls Gone Child Mom 101 I am also carting out a childhood poem [...]
Holy crapmonkeys!
The kid escaped from his exersaucer! I don’t even know how he did it. This is one of my mini “safe zones”, you know places I can lock up secure [...]
My Picks
For American Idol’s top three: Paris, Katharine, Chris. Not that there isn’t an overload of vocal talent this season, but those three just have fire. I think one of my [...]