I used to blog at theweirdgirl.com. All of that writing lives here now.
The Mom-Life Crisis
Last week Sarah of Goon Squad fame asked folks to fess up about their garage bands. Well, I’ve never been with a band (being rather musically and vocally challenged), but [...]
CA Strange
I'm having such a surreal moment watching the political results crawl in, hearing about ballot shortages, and extended poll hours. Holding out hope. This is huge. But, as with many [...]
Dating the Dating
Today was the anniversary of Keen and my first date. Eighteen years ago we met at work – it was a Safeway and the fluorescent lights were electrifying to young [...]
Mixed Messages
Last post I alluded to feeling cranky and anxious and there IS a specific cause. It’s the unemployment agency. For the second time in my life I filed a claim. [...]
Eating too much pirate booty…
...because I've been cranky, that's why. For reasons I will go into later. I've been working SO HARD on reducing my stress, living healthier, blah blah blah, and then something [...]
Are You a Yeller?
The first time that Chance stuffed so much toilet paper into the toilet that it overflowed I explained to him that you don’t play with the toilet, pointed out the [...]
All a Matter of Semantics
Here I’ve been having lots (and lots and lots) of conversations with Chance about poop. “Where does the poop go?” “Poop goes in the potty, doesn’t it?” “We don’t go poop in our [...]
When In Doubt Make Up A List
I seem to have lost my funny again. I.e. I’ve been reading plenty of funny stuff, and I’d love to contribute to the world of humor but I can’t get [...]
January Spawned a Monster
This morning’s “conversation”… ME: Come on, kiddo. Let’s put on your shoes and go to school! Yay! HIM: laughs, wiggles away ME: Come on, we gotta go. Here are your shoes. …Come here! HIM: Pee! [...]
Product Review! (and I’m not apologizing for my free pull-ups, either)
So I was contacted a couple of months ago with the classic free product for review offer, and since I was actually interested in using this product, and even had [...]
Feel the Slacker Butt Burn
This week has been crazy. The termites? Yep, they’re all dead. Bwa ha ha HA! And since I was trapped in the house while men squirted toxic chemicals (snort), and [...]
Today my favorite word is Fuck!
I just found out that we have termites swarming... In. Our. House! It's been storming really heavy over the last few days, alternating with sunny patches, and the fucking bugs [...]