Pulling it out of my a… creative unconscious
So this is the post I started last week:It seems like every time we have a bout of rain around here our Internet goes down. But not every day it [...]
What Can I Say…
That hasn’t been already said on this day? Whether what is said is full of tears, or joy, or hope, or bitter denouncements. We came with baggage, generations in the [...]
Watch me geek out
So Battlestar Gallactica comes back tonight! Oh my god oh my god oh my god! I am currently bouncing around like a kid on the worst crack-sugar-Wii high EVER. I've [...]
On not so itsy bitsy streams
While in the car (and much cuter than the whining)...CHANCE, singing: "The itsy bitsy spider climbs up Chance's leg. DOWN comes the PEE and washed spider away!"pauseME: "Um... out comes [...]
On Vampires, Sex, Chocolate, and Zits
For Christmas I got a massive cold. Yay, me! And my brain wasn’t working very well, so no blogging but now I’m antibiotics and I think my brain has commenced [...]
How to wrap the impossible gift (a fictionalized account)
Step 1: get paperWrassle unroll wrassle wrassle. Crumple. "Damnit!" wrassle wrassleStep 2: get scissorsCut cut... rip. "DAMN it!" Cut cut cut. Slap piece of tape over tear.Step 3: fold and [...]
More Lying During the Holidays
I was over at Always Home and Uncool and he reminded me that it was time once again to churn out the family newsletter! Yeah, we’re one of those families… [...]
Look! I’m not dead!
The convoluted trials of my tech issues of the past week and a half are too numerous (and whiny) for prose so in true marketing fashion I have come up with [...]
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Wishing you and all your friends and families the very best holiday. (Now that we're on the official day it's OK to be a sappy schmuck.) Have a safe, happy, [...]