I used to blog at theweirdgirl.com. All of that writing lives here now.
Live blogging it
1:40pmI have been sick all week. I am still sick. I thought I could be all cavalier and cowboyish and just push on through this "little cold". It turns out... [...]
The real conspiracy
My damn modem went down last Thursday. Actually, I could tell it was about to go down - because, you know, it would work but I had to reset it [...]
Glued to my hip
A strange phenomenon is happening as I get older… I’m becoming a bag lady. Well, in truth, I’ve always been a bag lady. I was condemned to walk this path [...]
Pulling it out of my a… creative unconscious
So this is the post I started last week:It seems like every time we have a bout of rain around here our Internet goes down. But not every day it [...]
What Can I Say…
That hasn’t been already said on this day? Whether what is said is full of tears, or joy, or hope, or bitter denouncements. We came with baggage, generations in the [...]
Watch me geek out
So Battlestar Gallactica comes back tonight! Oh my god oh my god oh my god! I am currently bouncing around like a kid on the worst crack-sugar-Wii high EVER. I've [...]
On not so itsy bitsy streams
While in the car (and much cuter than the whining)...CHANCE, singing: "The itsy bitsy spider climbs up Chance's leg. DOWN comes the PEE and washed spider away!"pauseME: "Um... out comes [...]
Your regular voice works just as good
We have been infested. Infested in the most annoying manner. Specifically, this infestation belongs to the variety of..."Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Big puppy eyes, head tilt, long drawl out voice ending in that [...]
On Vampires, Sex, Chocolate, and Zits
For Christmas I got a massive cold. Yay, me! And my brain wasn’t working very well, so no blogging but now I’m antibiotics and I think my brain has commenced [...]
How to wrap the impossible gift (a fictionalized account)
Step 1: get paperWrassle unroll wrassle wrassle. Crumple. "Damnit!" wrassle wrassleStep 2: get scissorsCut cut... rip. "DAMN it!" Cut cut cut. Slap piece of tape over tear.Step 3: fold and [...]
The Lamaze List Reborn
Between my computer being down and starting a new job (oh yeah! I have a new gig! Woot!) I have been a little behind on all things Internet. HOWEVER, I [...]