Even though this is my absolute favorite holiday, I don’t think I quite have the energy or the time left this year to think up a brand new Halloween costume.  [...]

The scene is the kitchen; Keen is doing dishes, I’m running in and out doing something or other. Keen: “Hey, could you stir my bacon?” Me:  “What?! Oh.  Oh, yeah...” [...]

So I actually know a lady whose little girl is the same age as Chance (19 ½ months) who is already potty trained!  (I mean, the little girl, not the [...]

TV: “Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog…” *vroom vroom* Keen: “Hey, babe? How much do I put in?” *bang bang bang* Me: “What?” Keen: “How much fluoride goes in [...]

I wonder how long arachnophobia has been around?  I mean, I’m sure it’s always been present in some number.  But given the state of people for hundreds of years – [...]

Last week I finally started losing some of the weight I gained when I was on the Pill.  And Saturday I gained it all back.  Me and my good friend, [...]

So I have been looking at houses on and off, casually, for the last few months.  I say casually because at first Keen and I together went to a few [...]

I think I’ve sat down to write about three or four times in the last couple of days, all different posts. Lately I’ve been feeling angry and extra disgusted at [...]

A process defined. The morning. Selfinducelusion – n. a mild though humility-instilling virus, typified by an exaggerated sense of confidence then followed by crushing reality.  Selfinducelusion is most usually contracted [...]