Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 8 The baby went in for a check-up recently. I mentioned it casually at the Mommy corner while the other mommies were trying to give me the brush off. [...]
Too Much Information
My baby boy has been a having a difficult couple of days. Very drama-king. Everything upsets him. He’s usually so sweet, the change is quite trying. He’s also decided that [...]
A Brief Moment of Escapism
Have you ever watched a breakup on TV or the movies? They’re very surreal. I’m watching this show and the engaged couple break up… not just break off the engagement [...]
A Birthday… Sorta
Chance is six months old today. Just had to celebrate. I love his silly crooked grin!
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 7 The other mommies were discussing cleaning products at the Mommy corner today. (I had been hovering around determinedly a few minutes when they finally let me join in.) [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Photo Op Aw, there’s my little ball and chain. Two out of four actually. Of course, I’m probably not supposed to let the cat sleep near the baby like that. [...]
The Cape Exception
I need to make an amendment to the no-cape clause posted early. I completely forgot about superheroes. Capes work for superheroes. I don’t know how this slipped past me, but [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 5 The other mommies are making fun of me again. Most days they just snicker quietly as I walk up to the Mommy corner. (That’s where all the stay-at-homers [...]
Anal-retentive Control Fantasies
So my nails changed when I was pregnant. I didn’t notice at the time, but after I gave birth I noticed this tiny line across each of my nails at [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 3 I took the baby shoe shopping today. I made him sit in the stroller the whole time while I tried on shoes. I showed him the shoes as [...]