Got guidance?
We canceled our newspaper subscription and now I find I never know what the weather is going to be. Or the news. I am sadly ill informed. I should be [...]
The day I was going to sleep in
At 6:22 by my clock (which is really 6:12 because I do that ridiculous thing where I set the clock ten minutes ahead in a sad attempt to be on [...]
Breakfast of Champions
Keen is hovering around 70 pounds of weight lost! He's officially "stopped" dieting but he's totally addicted to working out now so I don't think the teeny tiny additional amount [...]
How once again being cheap bites me in the ass
You know how you get those telemarketing calls (or knocks on the door) from contracting companies? For example, the utilities company calling to offer a free evaluation about your furnace's [...]
On dreams, penises, and professionalism
My child is not letting me get anything done today. I've been attempting to answer a few emails, write a little... about 45 minutes worth of work I figure... for [...]
Getting back on the horse
The problem with horses is... they move.I was on a runaway horse once. I was about five or so. The farmer leading me, Queen of farm animals, and the horse [...]
Listing Life
Keen's cousin passed away last week. Gil was extremely low functioning Down syndrome. He was in his early 50s and pneumonia came on suddenly. The last few winters have seemed [...]
Transition Pimp
Easter always makes me think of transitions. (This is where I wax poetic, "Spwing! Spwing is what bwings us together...") Recently, one project has tragically ended (crash and burn style) [...]
Her brain is runny, like a cracked egg it is!
This is really dumb but I never remember how to boil eggs. As in, I never remember the proper cooking time. Or technique. I mean besides putting them in water. But it's [...]
On age-inappropriate Greeks
So I'm doing this thing were I'm trying to catch up on some of the major children's/young adult novels that I missed so whenever Chance gets around to reading I'll [...]