I used to blog at theweirdgirl.com. All of that writing lives here now.
The Cape Exception
I need to make an amendment to the no-cape clause posted early. I completely forgot about superheroes. Capes work for superheroes. I don’t know how this slipped past me, but [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 5 The other mommies are making fun of me again. Most days they just snicker quietly as I walk up to the Mommy corner. (That’s where all the stay-at-homers [...]
Anal-retentive Control Fantasies
So my nails changed when I was pregnant. I didn’t notice at the time, but after I gave birth I noticed this tiny line across each of my nails at [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 3 I took the baby shoe shopping today. I made him sit in the stroller the whole time while I tried on shoes. I showed him the shoes as [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 2 OK, I confess: I stopped breast feeding. The La Leche League is out to crucify me. I’ve been afraid to leave the house because I see them circling [...]
Elitist Dog
I was watching Blue’s Clues today (don’t ask) and they had a game where you had to find the fish in the art piece. I couldn’t find the fish. And [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 1 I’m obviously not stimulating my baby enough. I haven’t made up any new songs for him today or read him any Shakespeare. He did get to play with [...]
Top Ten Dream Jobs
1. evil marketing executive at Cartoon Network (oh, the minds to warp!) 2. professional student (if only someone would pay me!) 3. burlesque dancer 4. subversive muckraker (this is probably [...]