I was watching Blue’s Clues today (don’t ask) and they had a game where you had to find the fish in the art piece.  I couldn’t find the fish.  And these art pieces were really sophisticated, like an impressionist painting, a mosaic – I thought this show was supposed to be for pre-schoolers?!  Nothing will make you feel stupider (yes, I know it’s not a word) than not being able to compete on a game designed for the 3-year-old set. Seriously. 

I suspect that damn snooty dog is of the “Einstein-ian baby” philosophy.  You know, start ‘em off early with classical music and logic problems (which color block goes next) and by the time they’re five they’ll be doing SAT studies and advanced geometry.  Well I say, my kid doesn’t need to study that early in life!  Aint there enough pressure?  Play with your toys kiddo.  There’s something to be said for dreaming and screwing off as a kid… builds creativity, not just memorizing facts!  And you can get a lot out of life when you’re creative.  You know some of us managed to weasel out of taking the SATs and still went on to graduate school! (Didn’t take the GRE either, so HA!)  I don’t want any children of mine turning into those little pressure-cookers, locked in their room studying all the time when they’re not doing 10-million extra-curricular activities, worrying that they won’t get into college because they got a 4.2 GPA instead of a 4.3.  I’m stopping it here!  No Blue’s Clues for anyone.  Screw that dog!  It’s all really just a paranoia conspiracy started by the elitists who run those education-for-profit programs anyway, like tutoring and phonics and… and…

Dumb fish.