Dildos and Cough Drops
I’ve been dragging around the edges of this cold when I suddenly realized I hadn’t posted in days. Complete space. And since I’m still a little spacey I thought I’d [...]
You Give Me Fever (and I give you general goofiness)
We’ve all got the sniffles here in House of the Weird. Chance is down for the count. Me and Keen have been battling it with the help of lots of [...]
Bad Wife
…ring…ring…Me: “Hello?”Keen: “Hey babe.”Me: “Hey, honey! What’s up? This is early for you to call…”Keen: “Happy Anniversary!”Me: “Oh My God!”Keen: *snorts*Me: “Happy Anniversary babe! I totally lost track of the date! I’m so sorry…”Keen: “Nine years today…”Me: “I know! I’ve [...]
Why I Am Not Participating in NaBloWrMe (wait… how do you spell it?)
First, total exercise in defeat. Example… I intended (with strong convictions that it would actually happen) to write this post for… are you ready?… Friday morning! Bwa HA ha ha ha! And [...]
Halloween Photo Fest
Because I totally forgot to prepare a post yesterday. Some of our decor. A guest. And finally, our little trick-or-treaters. Happy Halloween everyone! Hope yours was memorable! [...]
Let the Good Times Roll… or scare…or just eat candy
Good grief! Is it the 29th already?! Where the hell did October go? OK, obviously I’ve been slacking. Let’s get back to business. Back when I asked for help for [...]
The Big Belly of a Dream
Besides being unexpectedly busy in the work arena – which of course means less reading, less writing, and less other things I love (as compared to “rely on” (stupid paycheck)) [...]
When Mutant Love Goes Commercial
OK, back to a little creative fun! Inspired by Riley, because you know, somewhere, there’s a postcard with this guy in sunglasses. Kids are running up and down the street [...]
Times Have Changed
KEEN: "Ummm, babe?... someone just left a Halloween bag at our door?" ME (the diviner of all activities on our doorstep): "What?" KEEN (clearly suspicious): "Yeah, someone just knocked on [...]
Halloween and A Commitment Problem
I have been overwhelmed the last few days. Lots of work projects came rolling in the last two weeks, and I had already started a few personal projects (with deadlines) [...]