KEEN:  "Ummm, babe?… someone just left a Halloween bag at our door?"

ME (the diviner of all activities on our doorstep): "What?"

KEEN (clearly suspicious):  "Yeah, someone just knocked on the door and ran away…"

ME (now with light bulb):  "OH!   We got BOOED!"  (Me and Chance tear open into bag.)

KEEN:  "What?"

ME:  "Booed.  It’s this kind of neighborhood game thing that’s popped up in the last couple of years for Halloween.  It’s cute."

KEEN:  "Huh…"

ME (stopping to look at him):  "You totally saw the bag and thought it was going to burst into flaming poo, didn’t you?"

KEEN:  *grunt*