Granny Panties… in a Bunch
OK, I got a little beef to pick. (Wait, is that beef or bone? Probably bone, right? Who picks on cows?) I’ve written in the past about my issues with [...]
Proof My Friends Are as Weird as I Am
Last weekend I threw a baby shower for some very good friends of mine. (I’ve been meaning to blog about this all week. Hee hee!) So my friend Winnie really [...]
The Mom-Life Crisis
Last week Sarah of Goon Squad fame asked folks to fess up about their garage bands. Well, I’ve never been with a band (being rather musically and vocally challenged), but [...]
CA Strange
I'm having such a surreal moment watching the political results crawl in, hearing about ballot shortages, and extended poll hours. Holding out hope. This is huge. But, as with many [...]
Dating the Dating
Today was the anniversary of Keen and my first date. Eighteen years ago we met at work – it was a Safeway and the fluorescent lights were electrifying to young [...]
Mixed Messages
Last post I alluded to feeling cranky and anxious and there IS a specific cause. It’s the unemployment agency. For the second time in my life I filed a claim. [...]
Eating too much pirate booty…
...because I've been cranky, that's why. For reasons I will go into later. I've been working SO HARD on reducing my stress, living healthier, blah blah blah, and then something [...]
Are You a Yeller?
The first time that Chance stuffed so much toilet paper into the toilet that it overflowed I explained to him that you don’t play with the toilet, pointed out the [...]
All a Matter of Semantics
Here I’ve been having lots (and lots and lots) of conversations with Chance about poop. “Where does the poop go?” “Poop goes in the potty, doesn’t it?” “We don’t go poop in our [...]
When In Doubt Make Up A List
I seem to have lost my funny again. I.e. I’ve been reading plenty of funny stuff, and I’d love to contribute to the world of humor but I can’t get [...]