On not so itsy bitsy streams
While in the car (and much cuter than the whining)...CHANCE, singing: "The itsy bitsy spider climbs up Chance's leg. DOWN comes the PEE and washed spider away!"pauseME: "Um... out comes [...]
Your regular voice works just as good
We have been infested. Infested in the most annoying manner. Specifically, this infestation belongs to the variety of..."Pleeeeeeeeeease?" Big puppy eyes, head tilt, long drawl out voice ending in that [...]
On Vampires, Sex, Chocolate, and Zits
For Christmas I got a massive cold. Yay, me! And my brain wasn’t working very well, so no blogging but now I’m antibiotics and I think my brain has commenced [...]
How to wrap the impossible gift (a fictionalized account)
Step 1: get paperWrassle unroll wrassle wrassle. Crumple. "Damnit!" wrassle wrassleStep 2: get scissorsCut cut... rip. "DAMN it!" Cut cut cut. Slap piece of tape over tear.Step 3: fold and [...]
The Lamaze List Reborn
Between my computer being down and starting a new job (oh yeah! I have a new gig! Woot!) I have been a little behind on all things Internet. HOWEVER, I [...]
More Lying During the Holidays
I was over at Always Home and Uncool and he reminded me that it was time once again to churn out the family newsletter! Yeah, we’re one of those families… [...]
Look! I’m not dead!
The convoluted trials of my tech issues of the past week and a half are too numerous (and whiny) for prose so in true marketing fashion I have come up with [...]
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Wishing you and all your friends and families the very best holiday. (Now that we're on the official day it's OK to be a sappy schmuck.) Have a safe, happy, [...]
Oops, I forgot to write a title
First off, I just want to let you all know that I'm not nearly as depressed as the last couple of posts probably make it seem. However, I did say [...]