Foo-foo
I know there’s this new movement to make traditional children’s songs more PC. However, I swear this is what Chance has been singing lately. (Loudly, I might add.) “Little bunny [...]
Eating too much pirate booty…
...because I've been cranky, that's why. For reasons I will go into later. I've been working SO HARD on reducing my stress, living healthier, blah blah blah, and then something [...]
Go Elf Yourself
My friend Godmother sent me this and I thought it was pretty cute. It's seasonally appropriate and a bit of over the top kitsch. That's my kind of holiday cheer. [...]
Dildos and Cough Drops
I’ve been dragging around the edges of this cold when I suddenly realized I hadn’t posted in days. Complete space. And since I’m still a little spacey I thought I’d [...]
You Give Me Fever (and I give you general goofiness)
We’ve all got the sniffles here in House of the Weird. Chance is down for the count. Me and Keen have been battling it with the help of lots of [...]
Let the Good Times Roll… or scare…or just eat candy
Good grief! Is it the 29th already?! Where the hell did October go? OK, obviously I’ve been slacking. Let’s get back to business. Back when I asked for help for [...]
When Mutant Love Goes Commercial
OK, back to a little creative fun! Inspired by Riley, because you know, somewhere, there’s a postcard with this guy in sunglasses. Kids are running up and down the street [...]
The Internet Makes You Crazy – Case in Point
I’m still a little buried with work crap but it’s starting to slow down. Here’s the next in the series of “inspirational” posts. Because I like things a little kooky... [...]
Next in Line
Even though I had meant to do a fun, commenter-inspired post every day sequentially since I asked for your suggestions and I was all excited about my plan and what [...]
A New Medium
For all of you who gave me some words, themes, ideas to break me out of my blog funk… THANK YOU! Here is the first of the commenter-inspired posts. And BTW, they [...]