This is wrong… yet it still made me laugh. (Thanks Evyl!) My only excuse is that you know those five-year-olds will be biting and eye-gouging. And maybe even pulling the big puppy eyes on you… while they go for your knees. (I'm such a bad mommy.)
This is wrong… yet it still made me laugh. (Thanks Evyl!) My only excuse is that you know those five-year-olds will be biting and eye-gouging. And maybe even pulling the big puppy eyes on you… while they go for your knees. (I'm such a bad mommy.)
I’m good for 14, but now that it’s the first day of summer vacation and the neighborhood is teeming with potential hooligans, I should kickstart an aggressive training program.
I can take on 29. I think there must be something very, very wrong with me.
Also, my body could feed 14 hungry cannibals.
I know you were dying to know that.
19 ain’t bad. With 32 I will freakin’ rule the playground. Buhahahaha.
foradifferentkindofgirl – Excellent point… we should all retake this quiz at the end of summer and see how many more kids we’ve racked up!
Makira – where did you find out how many cannibals you could feed?!?
Evyl – I think you rule all the playgrounds anyway!
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch
Also, I am only 26% likely to eat my friends in a blizzard.
My dead body is worth $3890!
And my body is 56% effective as a human shield.
Just *had* to put a link to a quiz site, didn’t you? š