Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 2 OK, I confess: I stopped breast feeding. The La Leche League is out to crucify me. I’ve been afraid to leave the house because I see them circling [...]
Elitist Dog
I was watching Blue’s Clues today (don’t ask) and they had a game where you had to find the fish in the art piece. I couldn’t find the fish. And [...]
Chronicles of a Bad Mommy
Episode 1 I’m obviously not stimulating my baby enough. I haven’t made up any new songs for him today or read him any Shakespeare. He did get to play with [...]
Top Ten Dream Jobs
1. evil marketing executive at Cartoon Network (oh, the minds to warp!) 2. professional student (if only someone would pay me!) 3. burlesque dancer 4. subversive muckraker (this is probably [...]