The scene: Me in the kitchen where I can hear Chance playing
in the front room with various toys.
“Buh… B! Buh… B!”
“Mmm… M!”
“A B C D E F…”
“Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!”
Me, walking into the room: “What the…?” I peer at a
toy. “Chance, can you push the button
again?”
“Qua… Q!”
Of all the buttons he could push at double time that seems
to be his favorite.
– the
weirdgirl
Hahaha! Figures, doesn’t it?
Oh wow. That’s…yeah.
Hehe!! Too funny!
that is too funny-
Oh yeah, we do that ALL THE TIME here. I can make it say U R N FN A, FQ.
I am very immature.
You just might have grounds for a lawsuit!
What a great little learning tool.
Are you serious?!
Yes, I am serious. Keen and I both did a double-take when we heard Chance’s toy cheerfully swearing. It’s amazing the weird sounds that can come out of these toys (either accidentally or manipulated). We also have a toy where Oscar the Grouch exclaims (very enthusiastically), “I like Fred!”
We like Fred, too, Oscar. We like Fred, too.
Nice! That’s an advanced learning too, giving your child excellent traffic skills.