Chance has been on a Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse kick and the more I watch the show the more I realize that there
is something really odd going on up in that big-eared house. Daisy seems to be at the clubhouse quite a
bit. In fact, Mickey just seems to be
hanging out with Minnie and Daisy a lot.
Like have you noticed that whenever the gang needs to split up for
whatever wacky adventure they’re on Mickey always gets paired with the chicks? Daisy is always right there batting her eyelashes, wiggling her tail feathers, and
being all demanding.
And, even more telling, Minnie seems to have no problem with it!
So you can see where I’m going with this, right? I think Mickey is getting to use his meeska
mooska mousekatool twice as often as he used to.
But do I think Mickey is a sly philanderer using his fancy,
fully-automated home (obvious wealth there) as a way to lure young ladies into his
sugar daddy clutches? No. I think there’s another cause.
Let’s look at the facts…
Somehow, over the years, Donald has turned from an angry
abuser (not the finest catch but some chicks go for that) into a complete
idiot. I mean, he’s gotten really
dingy. You know when toddlers are
telling him the answers he’s having problems.
Goofy is… well… Goofy.
Not the most handsome guy around and he obviously can’t afford dental
work. Plus, he spends a lot of time with animals. (Not that I’m implying any tendencies with
that zoo of his.)
Pete is a greedy, money-pinching bastard. And we all know Daisy is high maintenance.
So there you go. The
bachelor pool at the old clubhouse is mighty slim. This is how I figure it went down… Daisy
has had a few too many fast-talking, “heart-to-hearts” with Minnie about
relationship problems over the years and they finally came up with an
“understanding”. (Because let’s face it,
Minnie is a follower. And she aint as
innocent as she pretends, either.) After
that, those coy Disney girls approached Mickey.
And how do you think Mickey reacted?
He’s no idiot.
– wg
Zane watches a lot of that show too. I never paid much attention to it. I certainly will now. Thanks.
Now I feel dirty.
I KNEW I couldn’t trust Disney. I just didn’t know why.
Until now.
You’re sooo Goofy!! I hear Pluto likes to do it doggy style.
A friend of mine was at my house last night and commented on the fact that the front of my embroidery machine has the Disney logo on it. I’ve had that machine since 2002 and the Disney logo STILL embarrasses me. Now you’ve given me even more reason to dislike and distrust Disney characters. 😉
Is this another “I’m trying to feel better about my hangover by watching cartoons”? Or was that someone else?
Here at my day job, the owner of the company brought in episodes of The Office so that we could all play “who’s who?” These characters all come from somewhere.
You kill me!
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Mickey is a pimp.
Daisy is a skank. You can tell by the way she shakes her tailfeathers.
Wow- I’ll never watch the show the same way again. Ever.
I used to have a little business card, specifically designed for inconsiderate parkers. I threw it away, because I was afraid I’d get caught using it, and end up in a fistfight–or worse–and I regret that to this day! If nothing else, I should have framed it, and put it on my wall!
Anyway, this is how it looked: There was a picture of Mickey flipping the bird! And the card read: “Hi! Thanks for parking so close! Next time remind me to bring a fucking can opener, so I can get in my car! Assholes, like you should take the bus!”
It was funny as hell!