I was planning on writing a thoughtful discussion of
perceptions toward advertising in our society… but I was completely derailed
when CroutonBoy sent me this (now
I can’t get it out of my head):

I think it’s so sweet. Really, just endearing. The
wholesome love this family has for each other and Milkior and Boobalar, the openness
with which they approach such a natural and beautiful process.  They are a wonderful example of what the world
could be if we would just let go of restrictive, old-fashioned ideas. I’m almost certain the girls, having no societal-imposed
hang ups over nudity or prudish age appropriateness, will never stop
breastfeeding. They’ll grow up strong
and smart, without the body-issues and self-consciousness some of us struggle
with, and probably will never have any weight problems (because of course when
they feel like something sweet they can just chew on ma’s hooters instead of,
say, scarfing down cookies (though I don’t think anyone should eliminate all
mangoes from their diet – that’s just bad science)).  People the world over will be inspired by
these (semi-independent) young women and at long last a movement will take
off. The family will tour countries, doing
speaking engagements and demonstrations.  Maybe they’ll even start a band, like a modern
day Partridge Family in a big happy bus (but perhaps a little more punk – being
so DIY), and I bet the La Leche League would be a big sponsor. Their hit singles “Squirt It Sweet” and “Give
It To Me, Mama” would take their album platinum.  At the end of the Better Than Mangoes sets mom
could step forward and spray the crowd with breastmilk, to wild and enthusiastic
screams of approval. Then other women in
the audience will feel inspired to lift their shirts, too.  It’ll be just like the free love of the 60s,
except it’ll be free titties and drinks for everyone.  (I’m sure none of the women will feel
pressured by the movement and that they’ll all want to freely give up their ta-tas
to passing strangers, just like I’m sure all those hippie chicks felt good about
sleeping around while stoned or intoxicated, not exploited at all.  I mean, in the grand scheme of things what’s a
little boob?)  Massive support for breastfeeding
will repeal all pesky public nudity or molestation laws.  Better Than Mangoes will be not just a band, but
a catchphrase that embodies the essence of a new generation.  Breastfeeding will finally be openly embraced
and we will live truly happier, higher-IQ lives.



All I can say is good thing they didn’t have boys.

     – wg