Scene – our heroine, still in her pajamas, standing at the kitchen counter fixing breakfast
Keen: Babe, you’ve got to get rid of those sweats.
Keen: They look awful.
Me: Yeah, I know. I wore these while I was pregnant and…
Keen: They remind me of how big your ass was.
Me [turning]: Well, rest assured honey, you’re well on your way to lots and lots of sex with comments like those.
Definitely time to buy some new sweats. – the weirdgirl