"Move it, honey." And I gave a shove. "There's a new bitch in town… and her name is 'Mom'!"
I said…
… to the cat.
Yeah, I'm all badass like that.
"Move it, honey." And I gave a shove. "There's a new bitch in town… and her name is 'Mom'!"
I said…
… to the cat.
Yeah, I'm all badass like that.
I am dog sitting this weekend. I’m going to file away this technique for what I anticipate being necessary discipline.
Additionally, I expect my kids will look at me like I’m speaking a foreign language like they do when I say similar to them!
I knocked the cat off the tale the other day with much gusto. My husband asked me if that was necesary. I responded “Better throw the cat than the kids, right” Isn’t that why you have pets?
wow. Your url can get really long if you don’t give it a title. good to know.
uh, that would be “table”
Showin’ the cat who’s boss!
And then the cat just laughed. Because cats hate people
That should teach the pussy to mess with you.
foradifferentkindofgirl – Isn’t it awful that they don’t have obedience training for the rug rats? It would make life much easier!
ktjrdn – Men just don’t understand those little perks that make life fun.
VegasDad – I gotta be boss of somebody.
Chag – Yes, the cat DID laugh. And then she bit me. But I had the last laugh because she kissed my butt when feeding time rolled around, let me tell you.
Evyl – Pussy whipping is my specialty!
Strange–just made me realize: a bitch is a female dog, of course–but I don’t think there’s a word for a female cat!
Or a male dog, for that matter!