As part of Chance's homework he has to write a sentence for each of his weekly spelling words. This week he made his beloved stuffed animal, Catty, a central character, attempting to put her in a variety of amusing situations. The next word was "kisses".
Chance: "Hey Mom, listen to this one. 'Catty kisses balls.' Isn't that funny?"
Me: "Oh honey…"
Chance, giggling: "Like tether balls and…"
Me: "That kind of sounds like Catty is kissing the other kind of balls. You know… like testicles."
Chance, looking aghast: "But that's not what I meant!!"
Me: "Yeah, but that's what it sounds like."
Chance stared at his paper then started erasing furiously. "OK, I changed it. 'Catty kisses ME!'"
Me: "Very sweet, kiddo."
Because he knows what kind of girl Catty is.